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Wet Ones

Wet Ones

Wet Ones

Label: Black Gladiator / Slovenly

Genre: Stoner / Post Metal / Industrial Rock

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<p>If any punk album in 2016 is going to transcend description it’s this debut<br />long player from KCMO’s WET ONES. I can tell you that the band is made<br />up of ex-members of FAG COP who released some of the most aurally<br />offensive and insipid shit this side of THE FATALS and GRABBIES, and<br />more recently, WHITE LOAD. There’s a couple MOUTHBREATHERS in there<br />too. Talk about an underappreciated band. One of ‘em shelled out some<br />seriously disgusting cuts here with “I Live Life Reckless” and “Static,” and<br />after a hundred spins they are finally starting to sound somewhat palatable.<br />How did they even make this record? Shouldn’t they be broken up already?<br />Nothing this screwy ever lasts for more than a few minutes these days. They<br />assure me that they’re the best of friends and are immune to implosion, but<br />this is not the sound of a trustworthy group. Oh well. For now this gets the<br />coveted Black Gladiator / Slovenly seal of approval, and we’ll whip theirasses raw ‘til they give us more.<strong></strong><em></em></p>